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forestdan 發表於 2017-12-26 10:36 PM

[迎新歌曲] Bad Project - Zheng Lab

歌名: Bad Project

歌曲介紹:某界某種群體歡迎新簽入坑菜鳥可以放的歌

歌曲內容:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0

歌詞 :
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Hate this bad project

Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Hate this bad project

In my rotation, you said guaranteed
One year = first author, is all I would need
But you just lied,
lied like lied but you just lied

You were defending, one foot out the door
I got your project and its problems galore
I hate my life,
life life life I hate my life

Life life life I hate my life

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I got a bad, bad project

I want good data
A paper in Cell
But I got a project straight from Hell
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years
But there ain’t no getting out of here

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I waste my time?
Why why why oh why
Got a bad project

Your tubes aren’t labeled, your lab book’s a mess
And all this give me such incredible stress
What is that smell
Cells cells cells just lost brain cells

I got your psycho, your crazy a**s mice
Can’t read your protocol it’s written in Thai
What’s in this box?
What what what what’s in this box?
(What what what what’s in this box?)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
(cause I’m a poor b*** baby)
I got your bad, bad project

I want good data
A paper in Cell
But I got a project straight from Hell
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I wanna graduate in less than 5 years
But there ain’t no getting out of here
Source: LYBIO.net

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Why why why oh why
Do I choose this life?
Why why why oh why
Hate this bad project

Blot blot Western baby
Figure one will be amazing
Blot blot Western baby
Transfer this exposure’s hazy
Blot blot Western baby
Got no bands this sh**t is crazy
Blot blot Western baby
Work it blot that b*** crazy

I want a job and I wanna be free
I want a job, but I ain’t got no degree

我要工作,我也要自由
我要工作,但我沒有學位

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
But I got no degree
I don’t wann be poor
Got your bad project
Got your bad project

Committee’s angry and my PI is bored
She don’t want to fund me anymore
I wanna give up and I want outta here
Gonna find an alternative career

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Got your bad project
Got your bad project
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh caught in a bad project
Got your bad project

Why why why oh why
Want my mice to die
And I want to cry
Hate this bad project

(*粗體部分真的是唱中文,由迷之助手演出*)

感想:

第一次聽到這首歌也是在日曆上的這幾天
當時應該是和儀器共度熱到可以燙傷,還有著滿滿石綿纖維的聖誕夜後
後輩放給咱聽得
演出好像應該就是這個版本沒錯


世界上充斥著謊言、陷阱,還有黑心
很遺憾
這是現實

可能有人對未來抱有遠大的理想啦
規劃了充滿希望的人生啦
對研究抱有極大的熱忱啦
對找到美好工作懷抱著美好與夢想什麼的

首先
得畢業

歌曲圖片/影片:

通常可能會打的廣告
雖然和歌曲內容有點不同啦


據說有其意義的帽子
(帽子通常和袍子一起租來拍照而已,所以真的是很多人戴過的帽子...至少沒人會用綠色的)
據說有其意義的一張紙
(至少直到今日仍然都是使用紙)


Lady Gaga 的原版 :
Bad Romance
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yen1968 發表於 2017-12-26 10:50 PM

感覺像個洗腦神曲‧‧‧
不像是迎新用的,倒像專門用來嚇唬社會新鮮人用的!
也許該改一下歌詞,把爆肝這詞也加進去,可能震撼力更夠‧‧‧
嘛 ~ 這也不是阿廚能作主的,必竟有音樂著作權法。
不過對剛就職的菜鳥震撼力也夠大了!{:12:}

武喵亦翔 發表於 2017-12-27 12:10 AM

感謝分享{:34:}
之前聽過這首歌但沒想到mv這樣搞笑,我本身語言只懂國語跟一些台語所以外語能力等於零,所以我聽歌都是單純聽而已很少會發現他的歌詞意義所在,看著mv我也不是很懂但很多畫面很搞笑搭配歌曲的特效時的畫面沒想到還可以這樣搞 XD

kases9852147 發表於 2017-12-30 12:19 AM

我只有大學有過迎新而已

只記得當時在沙灘上舉辦演唱會,我腳站的好痠

dr7464 發表於 2018-1-2 09:41 PM

感覺是分到不好的專題題目然後沒得玩樂導致要延畢嗎 ?  哈哈哈哈哈哈
還能編成一首歌 還蠻猛的,讚!!
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shengpu 發表於 2018-2-6 09:34 AM

看著mv,覺得很搞笑,沒想到還可以這樣搞
還蠻猛的


補充內容 (2018-2-7 10:48 AM):
猛的是主角和Lady Gaga 一樣

chrischris1992 發表於 2018-2-8 02:26 PM

之前也有聽到學妹放這首,就在她實驗做不出結果時
我還很沒良心的她說:你要不要把這首當作來電鈴聲和起床鬧鐘呢?
她說:拜託不要!!!(超大聲
然後老闆就從隔壁(他的辦公室)開門探出頭來:嘿!那換我來唱呢?
我和學妹靜默,老闆就小抱怨口氣說:拜託,我唱歌也是不錯的好嗎?
結果我和學妹噗哧一笑,大概笑了五分鐘有(不知道哪來的神祕笑點,哈哈
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